spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

officialwhitegirls:

when someone tries to flirt with your bae

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mariowiki:

when you and your friend pull off a sick burn

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eatingisfab:

im tired of school i wanna quit but its for my future. tough life.

marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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(Source: lampsarepeopletoo)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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